Girly Boy's World

ima happy kitty

Sat, 10 Jun 2006 19:03:41 GMT

Mommy took the French cat and me for a car ride with her friend Dan and we never went back home.
She tolded me that this is our new home now.
When she put me in the box before we left she was talking to that dumb big guy who was sleeping in my sisters room and she was getting upset and I was getting so mad because I couldn't help her that I think I couldn't think anymore but boy was I making that box bounce around the kitchen floor.
He's lucky I couldn't get out, NO ONE hurts mommy or makes her upset or I get to scratch and bite and scare them.
The French cat has a different way of dealing with these things but he is French and stinky and I am not going to pee on everything.
I don't mind if other kitties pee, which is good because one of the kitties who already lives here pees and pees too.
It's nice to be surrounded by all the delicious smells of other kitties.
I met Smokey again when we came here and he's still a snob!!
He likes to sit in the hallway on Mommy's bookshelf and hiss at anyone who comes by.
One day I sneaked up behind him and was sniffing his butt for a few minutes before he realized it was me.
I laughed so hard at his face when he realized it was me and started making silly noises.
They say I make silly noises but they obviously haven't been paying attention to Smokey.
Smudge is the other kitty who lives here and he seems ok.
I think we will be friends one day as I keep waking up and he's near me and he's nice and warm and I hear he likes to lick.
I really need someone to lick those hard to reach places.
This place has lots more hallways and places to run, Mommy and Daddy chase me around and around the kitchen and the hallway and we get dizzy from going in circles.
Mommy was doing the weirdest thing yesterday with the French cat, she put him in one of those baskets they put the really good smelling clothes in and she was carrying him around the house really fast and spinning around and around.
He's so stupid he was purring and purring and going weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee with a big stupid French smile on his face.
When Mommy tried to put me in there with him there was nooo way I was gonna stay in there with the little dummy.
But I guess if he's having fun and it makes Mommy happy that's ok.
There is a better balcony here with lots of sunshine that Dan and Daddy put a special couch on for me to sleep on.
I sleep on the balcony day and night with all the good smelling green things Mommy planted there for me.
Sometimes she will come outside and snuggle with me on the couch.
We've fallen asleep a bunch of times out there and it makes me so happy to sleep with Mommy outside I just can't stop purring when we are out there together.
One of the things that is really funny is Mommy seems all excited about the fact that I can get up on the bathroom counter and on top of the bookshelf.
These are both excellent places to hang out and so easy to get to, I'm not really sure what all the fuss is about all I really needed was the extra space to get up the run to get up on top of stuff.
She calls me active outdoor uphigh kitty and is so proud I'm almost glad I can't make her understand it's not such a big deal.
I guess if she wants to be proud and give me extra love and some treats I don't mind so much. ;)
I like it a lot here.
I like running it makes me go boom boom boom and I want to dance.
I love sitting outside and watching the birds and squirrels and peoples and other kitties walking around.
I always knew Mommy loved me best but when she moved me and the French cat here I think she clued in that she's doing everything for me.
All the humans here brush me and Dan even gave me a new name "Bear Thing" which I think is a very brave and growly sounding name. :)
This place is obviously designed for me and Mommy knew best, she even bought me a little tree with flowers on it that smelled oh so good that she put on the balcony for me.
I can't wait until all the green things that are growing turn into flowers.
I have to look after Mommy because if I didn't who would tell me what will turn into flowers?

:0!!!!!!!!

Wed, 07 Dec 2005 23:49:45 GMT

Mommy keeps using the scary suck bug and moving from room to room putting things in boxes and bags and sucking things up.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!! 0_0
I'm scared and she keeps finding me and pulling me out of my hiding places I find on clean laundry bags and closets.
The French cat should bite her more.

Fri, 18 Nov 2005 15:49:48 GMT

Hideous Kitties!!!!!!1
HAHA!! LOOKIT WHAT MOMMY DID TO THE STUPID FRENCH CAT!!!!

sillytig

CUTN!!!!1

Fri, 18 Nov 2005 14:48:11 GMT

Mommy tricked me today, it was very bad.
She started petting me and glowing all over me and I was all purrrr yummy this is nice.
Then she got out the brush and brushed and brushed and brushed me.
I was almost drooling but I don't go there.
She flipped me around to get all of me brushed and I was all trusting and like a little doll in her arms.
TEHN! She pulls out the nasty bad things that make my claws shorter and starts trying to use it on me.
I screamed and cried and made myself all tight and awkward.
Fucking bitch did it anyways but I protested noisily the entire time.
When she's done she tries to brush me some more to make up for the outrage but I made goat noises at her.
I sure showed her.
The only good part is she did the exact same thing to the French cat after me and he totally fell for it.
HE'S SO DUMB!!!!!!!!1
I swatted at her legs a couple of times while she was doing the French cat but it was no fun.
She ignored me and the stupid French cat just goes into that kitten position and all limp.
He's such a chicken he stuck his head in Mommy's armpit and just let her do it.
He didn't even yell once.
What an idiot.
I have to go eat some of the new yucky food Mommy got, it's been a stressful day and it's not even seven yet.
Maybe waking Mommy up at five wasn't such a great idea after all?
:/

Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:03:05 GMT

Mommy's home almost all the time.
this kicks so much ass it'e unbelievable.
she sleeps with me lots and whenever i jump on her she pets me and i [purr.
she keeps talkinga bout cutting my claws but it's always really early in the morning before she can remember anything after i've smacked her awake to feed me.
she forgets but i won't let her forget to feed me or wake up or not sit in front of this thing all the time.
sometimes i force myself on her lap no matter how small she makes it.
she eats cookies and toast a lot lately but never lets me have any.
the french cat has actually groomed me a couple of times and not runned away when mommy noticed.
both the french cat and i like butter.
i like to stick my head in her armpit or elbowpit when she pets me and just purr and purr.
people came over days ago and they left toys and drugs for me and the french cat.
the french cat is more into the toys but i like chasing this ball on a stick with mommy.
she needs to sleep really bad now so i'm going to make her by covering with my fuzz and dander which will cause a sleep like allergic reaction.
hm and you thought i was stupid.

humph

Wed, 25 Aug 2004 22:17:43 GMT

So I saw this thing that one of my friends on here did and I thought it might be neat to try but this is so wrong.
It says I love the french cat and that's just not so.
He smells and talks funny, I can't stand him.
I've tried to like him and even tried to snuggle him but he treats me like I'm the one who smells.
He's so dumb.

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Revenge smells like poop

Fri, 06 Aug 2004 22:57:53 GMT

Don't ever let anyone tell you different.
Ever since they brought that french cat into our house I've been taking a smelly dump in front of the kitty litter that I am now forced to share with that funny speaking scrawny cat.
I do this maybe once or twice a week to let him know who is the boss and to let Mommy know how not pleased I am.
I love Mommy and all but she just doesn't get it.
She didn't even know it was me who was doing it at first and would yell at both of us.
I mean seriously my poops are quite distinctive and special.
Is she blind or what?
When the blonde woman was over I made a point of pooping on the floor at least once a day and scattering it about the bathroom to show how unhappy I was.
Mommy just made funny ew ew noises, then grumbled and cleaned it up.
What do I have to do to get my own way around here?
I can start taking dumps in their shoes if I have to.
Hello?
I don't like the french cat and dont' appreciate all these visitors.
I like it best when it's just Mommy, big sister and I.

I think I prefer sniffing flowers

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 23:26:30 GMT

I am flower named GirlyToad !

I consist of my friends!

Are you flower too?

And they think I'm dumb

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 01:22:16 GMT

Mommy's been in a weird mood all day, moping around the house and sitting in front of the computer.
She'll get up, splash with the water and the noisy things in the sink then come sit down again.
She's not brushing me or letting me sit on her lap.
Can you believe I actually had to paw her to get her to fill the bowl today?
She keeps muttering about messes and cleaning but I don't know what she is talking about.
I love our place, we've got tons of bits of stuff on the floor to play with and so many different smells everywhere.

So she finally got up from the computer chair to let me play and I noticed that there was this window open and I saw another cat.
My first instinct was to hiss and whine but then I remembered I'm not scary and I'm also in a really good mood today.
Apparently Mommy has been talking to other cat's online so I wanna do it too.
Mommy's so dumb I could have easily made a mean entry under her name and ran away.
But instead I decided to just check out this thing and see if I can make some friends of my own.

In case you're wondering the reason why I'm in such a good mood is because the blonde woman who pets me wrong finally left today. She drives me nuts, she never offers me anything good to eat and has no idea how to pet a cat properly. Just looking at her face makes me scream. Seriously if that blonde stick insect sits near me or I accidently look at her I can't help it I just scream and hiss.
I have no idea what Mommy and my big sister see in her at all.
I tried to sit on her lap today but it was much too bony and the dummy kept trying to pet me.
There should be courses for people to learn how to pet kitties properly but of course the humans think this is silly.
She packed up all her stuff and put it in one of those big bags she always brings with her.
I always know she isn't coming back for a while when she does that.
Yaye!!! I'm so happy I could dance but that would mean moving way too much so nevermind.

I think I should probably go check in on Mommy now, if she's napping I'll snuggle up next to her or maybe she will be watching tv and we can watch one of those nature shows together. :D